(Occasional expert advice on how to be thoroughly disorganized.)
Are you doing laundry today? Do you expect to do laundry some time in your life? Here’s why the truly disorganized person should never check pants pockets:
Because it’s so much fun to find scraps of Kleenex stuck all over everything.
Because it’s even more fun finding that a cough drop (the one that was in the same pocket as that Kleenex) has unwrapped itself and glued itself to a sock.
Two guesses how I know this. Come on, nobody needs three.