My pocketbook sneaked away and hid. It does things like that. And it’s really inconvenient and annoying when I need to get myself out the front door, but I can’t go without my pocketbook that has all my essential stuff in it, and I can’t go with my pocketbook, because it’s hiding again.
Well, I have a plan. It’s easy to hide when you’re a plain black pocketbook. But what if it was hot pink?
It wouldn’t be so easy to get away with things then!
Maybe a few neon green dots would help, too.
And how about blinking lights? Lots of little blinking lights all over. Oh, and why not a siren?
Okay. It might be just a little tiny bit ugly, but that’ll fix the lost pocketbook problem. So there.